What is your favorite word? cariad
What is your least favorite word? zizz
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? New ideas
What turns you off? nit-picking
What is your favorite curse word? Cum-juggler (but then I did just make it up)
What sound or noise do you love? Leaf-rustle interspersed with bird-chirrup.
What sound or noise do you hate? The faint screech of cotton wool being rent apart.
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? astronaut
What profession would you not like to do? pedicurist
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Right, that's me done, here are the keys, see if you can do a better job.